Please do not navigate away from this page once you hit Go! I'm so glad I found this post before it was archived. Raids from pirate groups further cemented our dark reputation, and in time we came to work with the role. Sothis God created humans, got angry at them, condemned them to be tortured forever and ever after death, and then had itself sacrificed to itself to save mankind from the very torture it was inflicting upon them? he asked. Tales of the titanic black ship that came from beyond the veil, sent out signals in a horrid dark language, obliterated dozens of the Kondar's finest warships in seconds for no reason, and then vanished like a ghost soon spread everywhere. Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. This was me, when I found the sub the first time. On a planet with 3/4th the gravity of earth, a planet primarily dominated by jungles bore a race of insect-like scavengers. We were silent for some time. The other, a male called Jung, pointed out a peninsula on the prograde end of the largest land mass when asked where his home was. Must be Christmas morning and no one told me. I knew what I had to do. HFY, Humanity Fuck Yeah, good thread, OC, writefaggotry, Drake MacDougal, 2012-10-26: 22 : January 2013: 22759329: Clarke's Third Law /tg/ talks about science and gawks at each other's cool shit. What was it about? He and I were good acquaintances, but his species are sticklers for observing some formalities upon greeting one another. However you decide to go forward I look forward to reading it!!! This, along with all the other HFY classics is what got me into this sub. Other specimens of their art were interesting, thought-provoking. It collapsed, what passed for its face shattered by the impact, and I ducked as its fellows returned fire. This story is so poignant to me so I really wanted to narrate it.Originally by /u/AssHatVik, i got the post fr. We would have begun sooner, if the station had not been fitted with a specialist living module for Jenkins and two other human abductees who had requested a place on the mission. Absolutely amazing, really love how youve developed the story from the original. Motherfucking PREY 3. I am adapting to it. A human ambassador reaches out to the all powerful Alliance! Six of them he said. I AM SO EXCITED HOLY SHIT. He didnt seem to noticeinstead he pounced and a second shot barely missed him before his forepaw lashed out, balled up into a hard knot of gravity-densened bone and flesh which he drove into the Hunters eye cluster. The Hunters were turning to fire at him as I popped up from cover. HFY. I think this is fantastic because it makes a lot of the classics much more easily searchable. Kirk Krrkktnkk Aktnnzziktk, Memoirs. With reposting of classics, statement of what HFY is, and plenty of new OC. Holy shit, it's here! The newest thread Im most curious about is the encrypted transmission the Rashan sent out that Jim is trying to decode. A group of anons come together to ask the question 'What if mankind invaded and conquered hell', including world-building and a full comic. I only looked up when the machine flashed a message I had never seen before: ERROR: Unknown Species. The recording would just have to do. My implant cant find an equivalent concept., Vedreg told him. They had invented a sentience that was capable of doing any logically consistent thing, capable of knowing anything. Another group borrowed the idea of poetry reading and took it in turns to stand up and read their compositions aloudan exercise doomed to ridiculousness by the fact no two of them spoke the same language, but they took to it with enthusiasm. There is a guy on SB who claims to be the original author to this. Despite my longer legs, he covered the ground faster and threw himself behind a customs booth as another kinetic pulse missed him. A story this awesome deserves the reputation of crashing the internet, even if it's just a small part of it ;). True to his word, a full survey of the human homeworld revealed that it was indeed category twelvea deathworld. Los Angeles Classic Car Restoration. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for ORIGINAL 1964 CATHAY PACIFIC Route Map - Convair 880 Jet - CLASSIC - SWIRE at the best online prices at eBay! A few rogue factions cropped up, piracy and smuggling saw a rebirth in this new space age, and mankind went on as it always had. Complicated., Every species has fiction, I pointed out. Honestly, Your original stories are some of the most influential on hfy, like Your stories got me into hfy! Tough bastards. he said, and spat bright red blood onto the Hunter corpse next to him. It's progress, but doesn't wrap anything up yet. On six legs, they were extremely stable, and their forelimbs were cybernetically fused into their heavy pulse guns, making disarming them impossible. So happy to see this continued! AND like 10 more Spellgun chapters since I last checked?! Abductee 907-42-96-53-3, It introduced itself. The area of inquiry spans more than two thousand years, from the art and archaeology of the Mediterranean Bronze Age (ca. As part of my job, I was required to pass information of potential military significance back to the Council. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. I was interrupted by an alarm. My shot evaporated harmlessly against a protection field identical to mine. This series is amazing. Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Old Guard Falls NetNarrator 43.4K subscribers Subscribe 1 3 views 1 minute ago #hfy #Greentext #awesome One last dance! For anyone who missed it hidden at the bottom of the story page-. And the reason you guys are going to shit yourselves when humans finally get off the ground. If you enjoy the LitRPG genre, you may also enjoy my in-progress web serial Spellgun. https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/ The Descent by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4490-the-descentLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license This one will take the place of my usual weekly upload of Those Days With The Monsters because I've been unable to record audio this week due to illness :( I had the audio files for this already made so I edited them down, no pick ups were possible and I had to get creative at points! Man this is fantastic (spellgun is too). Whatever else it was, Earth was a rich source of artistic exports. US Marine David Rockefeller is abducted by greys and hilarity ensues. Prey is what introduced me to HFY and I have reread 1 and 2 this morning because God damn it is feels like my first girlfriend just texted me. I got to re read part 2 again because I forgot about some stuff lol. Your Superman sounds like Tvnndrkktktk, who defended his tribe from a pack of predators for a year without sleeping., Or Gudruvgnagnut, who grew so large that his tribe could shelter beneath him from the year-storm, said Vedreg. In the end, they wound up stealing the best ideas from humanity itself. A quadriform biped, forelimbs ending in five manipulating digits. A second alarm began to soundthe long wail of a station damage alarm. A chair reconfigured itself for my anatomy and I straddled it. He was completely unable to pronounce my name, so had taken to approximating the first syllable, with my permission. When I go there I see the story for a few seconds but then get stuck behind ads. Used as a general reference to copypastas that feature humanity being portrayed in a favorable light, normally in-comparison to other (alien) races. Any race within this sector of space would slowly but surely go insane. I nodded. I saw Jenkins sway with the motion and remain upright, despite the fact that he was balanced precariously on only two legs. The medical report from the team that provided care to Jenkins after the battle said that his blood stream contained a powerful combat drug, though I was certain he hadnt ingested, inhaled or injected any during the fight. Our musical tastes were differenthe introduced me to his favourite genres, which I found shallow and noisy, he disliked the ones that most inspired me. Muscles shifted under his thin brown skin as he tapped his digits on the tabletop in a simple one-two-three rhythm. For those who are upset by the strongly antitheistic content of part 0.2, I implore you to power on through it. They saw me coming but I put three rounds into one and its shield failed against the third. They need something to fight. Sorry for the extremely drawn out and extremely nit picky critique. One of the Kondar gunmen on the closest ship had a panic attack after hearing our garbled transmission. Same. I have to think that you, as a contributor, have more sway than a random internet plebe theyve already decided to shit on. (The Salvation War, #1) by Stuart Slade (shelved 3 times as hfy) But you were fearless when those Hunters were shooting you! I exclaimed. please leave this site immediately. NameKevin Jenkins.. Tell medid either of your species ever have something called Religion?, We gave it a moments thought. The water cannons they use to suppress riots would pulverize our bones. The character writing and the world-building are fantastic, the plot and battle descriptions maybe even more so. I gave this some consideration, and scrapped the form. He did that complicated joint-lift with his forelimbs againa shrug. Hows your arm? he asked, changing the subject. Heightened sensitivity? Ugh. We appear to have crashed the web page! Impossible! I exclaimed as I leapt out of my chair, and registering the motion the corral shut down our privacy field. Site code and contents 2007-2023 thisisnotatrueending.com. I collapsed, shaking from the pain. They are something far more than that. I'm a month late to this party but I never thought I'd see a post titled "Prey III." If you encounter any issues, please contact Lord Licorice on IRC/Discord or email 4chan [at] thisisnotatrueending.com. We listened, and I privately felt a sense of alarm mounting within me. It would show up on the record and negatively impact my next performance evaluation. The most successful troll in /tg/ history skews the OP's topic into a debate on whether Humans are the worst fantasy race. I was taught this thing from a very young age as if it was true. The issue? Jenkins nodded, and our implants eventually decided that he meant that a prediction had come true. Also, just because I love sharing this info, you know how you use the 'fox in the henhouse' saying for some tactical code (and it never occurred to me how something that just about every human on Earth would get, even if they didn't have foxes on their continent and had to work it out from first principles, would be a nigh-unbreakable code to aliens)? Technically, as a member of a pre-interplanetary species, I am a non-sentient specimen of indigenous fauna and therefore cannot be legally employed or own property., I indicated my understanding by noddinganother gesture our body language shared in commonand raising the fur at the nape of my neck. The pulse gun configured itself for my species as I picked it up and connected its power cable to my harness. Once, and just once, we found a sentient race still alive. A lot of screencaps, but among them are new content, and two (so far) good long OCs. Ho-leee shit!! ? he demanded. Kirk! he exclaimed. It was fucking awesome too! More information. It was a simple designone long line, crossed by a shorter one. The locker reacted to the security codes my station security officers harness was broadcasting and opened, spilling out a pair of pulse guns, two personal shield emitters and a magazine of coin-sized nervejam grenades. All units, this is Specialist Teelm. Jenkins thought about it. YES! And he used his power to save the world and protect the weakWell, except he wasnt really a human, he was an alien who looked exactly like a human whose parents sent him to Earth because their own planet was about to be destroyed he paused. 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